The Sum of the Parts

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Apr 1
tastefullyoffensive:

S&M’s[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

S&M’s

[via]

I don’t know if I was ever happier.

Nov 6
depressionbeard:

Take these 55 electoral votes, motherfucker.

depressionbeard:

Take these 55 electoral votes, motherfucker.

Jul 4
What! The world suddenly got vastly more awesome because this is a thing.Fire Rainbows

What! The world suddenly got vastly more awesome because this is a thing.

Fire Rainbows

Suddenly it’s far more acceptable.

Suddenly it’s far more acceptable.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DAMN YOU, SCIENCE! 
WHAT CRUEL, BASE IMPULSES COMPEL YOU TO CREATE SUCH HORRORS?
WITH ALL THAT I READ AND ALL THAT I LEARN, I DISCOVER HOW MUCH I DO NOT KNOW. IDEAS BATTER ME LIKE HAILSTONES. QUESTIONS BUT NO ANSWERS! WHAT AM I? WHERE AM I FROM? WHO OR WHAT IS DEMI LOVATO AND WHY SHOULD I CARE? WHY IS THERE HIGH-FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP IN MY BREAD? 
ANSWER ME! ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES!

SHARKTOBEAR!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DAMN YOU, SCIENCE! 

WHAT CRUEL, BASE IMPULSES COMPEL YOU TO CREATE SUCH HORRORS?

WITH ALL THAT I READ AND ALL THAT I LEARN, I DISCOVER HOW MUCH I DO NOT KNOW. IDEAS BATTER ME LIKE HAILSTONES. QUESTIONS BUT NO ANSWERS! WHAT AM I? WHERE AM I FROM? WHO OR WHAT IS DEMI LOVATO AND WHY SHOULD I CARE? WHY IS THERE HIGH-FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP IN MY BREAD? 

ANSWER ME! ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES!

SHARKTOBEAR!

Oh my…baby bat.

Oh my…baby bat.

(Source: 4gifs)

(Source: l0velikewint3r)

Jun 1

Fuck you bee!

Four A.M. I’m woken by some indescript sound comming from my window frame. Seeing as this is something neat my head when I sleep I decide to investigate to secure more peaceful sleep. Out of my bed I go stumbling across the room fumbling with the lights. A few silent beats pass as the room is illuminated, then, without warning darts out from behind the curtains a HUGE FUCKING BEE. This thing is a mammoth. It starts flying franticly around the room in a tradjectory specifically designed to incite fear in your being. I immediately leave the room to grab the electric bug swatter to deliver the insect with 12 volts of deserved death. However, as soon as I reenter the room the hornet vanishes without a trace. Not trusting the feind to have the good grace to fly outside I assume it has taken hidden residence somewhere within my habituary. Conclusion, no more sleep for Grant.

But are you the saddest turtle?

(Source: flowereting)